Sungjong is prettier

Sunggyu: How tHE FUCK did you get away with the vinegar banana prank?

Dongwoo: Sunggyu is someone who is there to guide us when we need it most.

Key: Onew is someone we know we can trust and rely on, and will always pull through for the group.

Suga: RM is the most dedicated person ever, always writing or producing for the group, putting BTS before himself.

Guy in the army: So how do you think the rest of Infinite are doing?

Sunggyu: I'm sure they're fine... I hope...

- Meanwhile somewhere in Seoul -

Dongwoo: Should I buy this house? They said I'd definitely get 150% of it back in the next 6 months in this booming market

Pretty much just in response for all the fan “disputes” about comparing 2nd gen and 3rd gen idols. I’m sure this has been covered many times, so just giving my personal take on this stupid “debate”.

In my opinion, some comparisons between idols then and now are fun, seeing how they are similar and how they differ. But honestly, some of the “comparisons” I’ve seen on forums and YouTube comments about their “success” (I guess “recognition” is probably a better word) are seriously ridiculous. 

First of all, just getting it out of the way, YouTube views. Honestly the whole YouTube view thing is just annoying as a whole. In this case, comparing the number of views a music video gets. YouTube has boomed just over the past 2-3 years, along with technology. 10 years ago, getting (or spamming) YouTube views weren’t such a big thing. People just used YouTube to watch the mv, and that was it, no excessive spamming existed in such a fashion. 

And then we have the “who is more famous” comments... I guess this is also connected to the YouTube thing. When people start comparing how much “international recognition” 3rd gen groups are getting to those that 2nd gen groups have gotten, it really doesn’t make much sense to use that to measure their “success”. Are 3rd gen idols (such as BTS, Twice, Blackpink) getting greater international recognition? Yes they are, and to massive extent, no doubt, and it’s amazing to see and be a part of. But it’s the hard work of many 2nd gen idols (such as Super Junior, Big Bang, SNSD) that broke into the international market that allowed so many 3rd gen idols to gain such global reputations. It’s just like how the 2nd gen idols were able to get a lot more general recognition from the public, because of 1st gen idols (like H.O.T & Sechs Kies). 

Sunggyu: Hates Clubbing. Loves drinking. Has a colour-coded timetable of the entire semester.

Dongwoo: Joins every. single. collge. club. Manages to keep on top of every single one of them, and his grades? (honestly don't know how people manage that...)

Woohyun: Is already running for president of clubs. Parties every night. No, like, literally at every. fucking. party.

Hoya: Ain't got time to deal with your shit. Probably is spending too much time at dance practice. Aces the subjects he enjoys.

Sungyeol: "We have lectures on Fridays????"

Myungsoo: Probably sleeping through all his morning lectures. Enjoys finding new food on campus. Rumour has it that he has never worn anything but black or flannel.

Woohyun: Lee Sungjong is flawless.

Hoya: He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.

Dongwoo: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.

Myungsoo: I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.

Sungyeol: His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

Manager: One time, he met John Stamos on a plane. And he told him he was pretty.

Sunggyu: Loves getting around but too lazy to, only good at the one subject he likes, responsible.

Dongwoo: Popular but nice, talks too much and too loud in class, will give you his lunch, enjoys hanging out with literally everyone.

Woohyun: Slides into all the girls’ dms, works hard and parties hard, drama queen.

Hoya: Straight A’s, good at everything, will call you out on your bullshit.

Sungyeol: Walking meme, everyone thinks he will fail but manages to pass every time, is skilled in the most random things.

Myungsoo: Slays all the girls (and guys), quiet but popular, is actually a weirdo once you get to know him.

Sunggyu: Spends all day lying under the sun, waiting for belly rubs, easily annoyed by dogs. 

Dongwoo: Hyper, gets along with dogs well, literally a dog.

Woohyun: Very clingly, follows you around the house, sm0l.

Hoya: Appears every once in a while, doesn’t fuck around, doesn’t exactly trust you. 

Sungyeol: Catches birds and mice, finds you funny, good at getting food from neighbours. 

Myungsoo: Literally the most lazy cat, naps 20 hours a day, spends the rest either eating or staring at something.

Sunggyu: ... What?

Woohyun: Starbucks!

Sungyeol: Yup! Got it as a part of the spy kit I got for Christmas.

Sungjong: Why are Sunggyu and Woohyun stuck together?

Rest in Peace, Kim Jonghyun, main vocalist of SHINee, a friend, a colleague, a son, a brother, and an inspiration and idol for thousands of fans and artists. You will be missed. We will always remember your fun, witty personality, angelic voice, and beautiful music. May our condolences go to family and friends, helping them through this time of grief and hardship.

This will also remind us all of how depression and other forms of mental illnesses can exist, no matter the status, wealth, or occupation of the person. Jonghyun was a successful kpop idol and artist, who showed us only the brightest side of his life. We did not, and could not know about the darkness and inner demons he had faced, especially in such a vulnerable industry that thrives on outer appearances. May this be a reminder for the awareness needed in mental health issues, and to promote increased aid and support for those who are in similar situations, so that they will not feel such loneliness and helplessness. 

Thank you Jonghyun, for supporting us with your energy, voice, and music, even when you were going through such dark times. You are dearly loved by many, and may you rest in peace.

For those who are experiencing depression, suicidal thoughts, or other such feelings, please talk to a family member, a friend, and seek professional help. Below is a list of crisis lines for those who are suffering in such situations, and also if you fear for the safety of those around you. 

Sorting Hat: Hmm...

Sunggyu: Even though my eyes are small, I'm actually quite charming.

Sorting Hat: I see

Sunggyu: I hate bugs.

Sorting Hat: Okay

Sunggyu: Which of the dorms are closest to the Great Hall and classrooms?

Sorting Hat: What?

Sunggyu: Which dorms are the most comfortable?

Sorting Hat: Holy shit you're annoying.

Sunggyu: Also,

Sunggyu: Strikes up a deep conversation about life with the killer

Dongwoo: Grabs onto someone for dear life

Woohyun: Flirts with the killer, throwing greasy hearts to his death

Hoya: Attempts to fight the killer head on (key word: attempts)

Sungyeol: Films the whole thing on vlive. Tells fans to watch the killer run into his booby traps

Myungsoo: Probably trips over his own feet or something to his death

Woohyun: *visibly fanboying*

Sorting Hat: Mmmm...

Sungyeol:

Sorting Hat:

Sungyeol:

Sorting Hat:

Sungyeol: I've injected vinegar into bananas.

Sorting Hat: Wtf? How do I even...

Sungyeol: Well, this is how I look in glasses...