Iām just thinking about how many times Iāve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and Iāll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think heās a very easy mark and heāll just keep going and then after a while heāll say something like āI died 20 years agoā and hang up.
Virgin Millennial Daughter with 20 hrs of screentime a day: Dad! Theyāre scamming you! Dad! Stop! They will take your savings and your identity! Hang up before they SWAT you!
Chad Boomer dad with a flip phone he has not recharged since 2014: Well gee I wish I could give you my bank account number after you spent all this time on the phone explaining this car deal with me but I donāt have access to my finances because I am in Rikers for felony murder.
