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hash browns have powerful restorative properties

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

What is the meaning of international law at this point when some countries are allowed complete impunity to do whatever they want without consequences

oh look. 4 best friends, it would be a shame if something were to happen to them

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak