Fuck You Trump

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

Hey quick question what the fuck

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

King

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

dat sass in the last gif holy fuck

THE WAY SHE KEEPS ON SMILING

This is actually a segment John Oliver did where he pulled a BUNCH of receipts on the Miss America pageants. It’s really informative and filled with roasts like these. 15 mins of it.

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

This is the plot of the next Mamma Mia sequel.

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

me standing inside a bank screaming: MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE