*exists*

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

ive had this queued for exactly one year

Oh my god this is a painting

Holy shit

im sORRY??? THIS IS SO GOOD

oh god my dad just got me a succulent we aren’t even sure what kind it is I have no idea what I’m doing oh god oh fuck

and i have moss in a jar!

Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and anonymously confess something to you.

please do!!!!

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

what do you mean tender and longing tom nook is trying to call a deep web hitman on redd and redd keeps eating the bullets 

This exceeds to me on a personal level.

Nope.

when your teacher is trying to teach you how to cast fireball

+3 to Intellect

If anybody’s wondering what’s happening here, this clip made it onto Outrageous Acts of Science, and they explained that this teacher was demonstrating the Leidenfrost effect, which is basically when you place a droplet of a liquid on a surface that’s far hotter than its boiling point. The part of the drop touching the hot surface turns into vapor and forms a cushion that the rest of the drop rests on top of, which causes it to skid across the floor so quickly. The substance the teacher uses in the video is liquid methane. But methane has a really low boiling point. Like, about −160 °C low. So once it touches the comparatively hot floor, the Leidenfrost effect comes into play, and it slides across the floor. The issue is though, methane is colorless, so you can’t normally see it. Thankfully (in this demonstration), methane is also very flammable, so he sets it on fire before dumping it onto the floor so you can see it as it moves. Definitely a cooler demonstration of the Leidenfrost effect than dropping a little water in a hot pan. Or hotter, if you like puns.

THANKS FOR EXPLANATION SCIENTIFIC SIDE OF TUMBLR

I refuse its magic

Reblog to support jar-opening lesbians

And may this gift follow you into the new year

God I wish Vincent van Gogh was alive to see this

That sentiment is so sweet and pure.

Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore

Reblog if you're proudly a pretzel-eating, childless whore.

And it’s not for them, it’s for you.  They won’t remember a thing; you’ll get the cute pictures.  How about taking cute pictures somewhere that doesn’t cost a mortgage payment and make your child miserable?

why are y'all surprised her father said that tho… that’s exactly what the norm is for our religion, anything else is extremism or false ideologies pushed onto our women by ignorant men who wish to control women.

^^^

Notice how her dad asked her if something happened cuz he knows there’s people like this who harass young Muslim girls. If Muslims wanna take their hijab off a lot of the time it’s cuz they’re trying to escape islamophobia not islam

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times