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whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

happy birthday to the only things ever

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

Reblogging this here cause we need to manifest harder.

dwah? This feels like seeing a person you follow talk about your OCs....

Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

who hasn’t honestly

Of fucking course the OSHA violation hole was made by THAT guy

Oh well thank you- HEY WAIT THOSE ARE OUR MUTUALS YOU’RE SWEEPING STOP THAT-

Oh well thank you- HEY WAIT THOSE ARE OUR MUTUALS YOU’RE SWEEPING STOP THAT-

Please God , take away Chappell Roan’s pain, double it and give it to mrbeast.