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your a fake detective and your a lonley freak

First off, allow me to correct your awful grammar mistakes. It's not “your dead, your a fake, etc” It's “you're dead, etc”. Also, “you hasn't posted” is also grammatically incorrect; The pronoun ‘you’ must be used with a non-third-person form of a verb. The correct form is “you haven't posted”.

Bad news anon, I'm alive and breathing.

So, a “fake detective” you say? How remarkably inventive of you. Also, the title of “lonely freak” is a true masterpiece. Your words have truly enlightened me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more important things to take care of than having a 'battle' of wits with an insecure, coward online user who is not even brave enough to send these wonderful insults without staying anonymous.

What a day! I had the marvellous chance to observe that jacket more and take some photos. Let's not get into those details for now. I'm going to make a post about it on the weekend.

Without further ado, I bring to you, today's target!

Observations:

Long brown hair / texture: naturally straight

the soles of her shoes are not worn out, there's no sign of small scratches or any kind of dirt on them. Plus, the laces are in their cleanest state. No sign of any kind of damage at all.

Shy behaviour in front of her classmates.

Feels secure and is outgoing when interacting with some people.

Curved last bone (of middle finger) towards the ring finger. Thick connection between thumb and palm.

Writes with right hand, most of her hand movements are with her right hand, held the script with her right hand. Callus on middle finger of right hand.

Low attention span

Uses the trendiest and newest internet slangs/jokes/memes (they were mostly from Instagram, I suppose) In most of her sentences while she talks with the few people she feels secure with.

Deductions:

Social anxiety – mostly fear of being judged

Bought new shoes quite recently – she also cleaned them today

Those people she felt secure with are most likely her friends/classmates

She spends a lot of time on social media (mostly Instagram/Snapchat)

Right-handed

Pianist (She also played the piano after I made my deductions about her hands and her being a pianist)

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The coat in question is a small pink one, adorned with a flower design along its seams. It's undoubtedly meant for a child, with a size of 60/120.

Upon closer inspection, I noticed various dirt stains on different parts of the coat. Judging by the nature of these stains, it appears that the coat either fell onto the ground or was dragged for some distance.

Based on the brand, 361 degrees, it's evident that the child comes from a family with a relatively comfortable financial situation.

Curiously, I found a few long strands of golden-brown hair inside the hat of the coat (so she is a girl).

Additionally, the height at which the coat was hung suggests that it was placed out of reach for a child of their age. This implies that the child either left it somewhere or lost it, and someone else found it and hung it up.