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do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

Just as he reaches the door, he looks back at me with a sad smile. “Hey Farha?” I avert my gaze, blushing. “Yeah?” He watches me in silence for a minute; sorrow oozing from his dark eyes. “Your foundation doesn’t match your neck.”

ME!

i’m a primadonut girl

me: yeah so tswift’s new song/image thing is kinda cringe taylor swift fans: kek thats exactly what she wanted you to think…she’s playing 4 dimensional chess…..

i want to do everything in my power to decrease awareness of this statue