idiom, sir?

So first thing: fight for that media circus. House reps will do ANYTHING for reelection. Friction within the party will force them to pick sides.

Second thing: VOTE IN 2018. Mid-term elections are a thing. ALL 435 SEATS OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES WILL BE CONTESTED. Go out and VOTE. We can win back the house. That’s one victory we sorely need. 33/100 SEATS OF SENATE WILL BE CONTESTED. We can win that back, too. 38 GOVERNORSHIPS WILL BE CONTESTED. If your county’s red, time to turn that around. VOTE ON NOVEMBER 6TH, 2018.

Muffles (female, American Bombay, seven years old)

Muffles is an older cat with an affectionate personality and the tiniest of meows. Will yours be her forever home? Muffles is ready to move into your vivid waking dream where you levitate through an old zoo full of faceless guests, and she likes natural light.

Duke (male, spotted tabby, twelve months old)

Duke’s favorite food is eel, which is also my favorite food. In the nineteen-sixties, I loved two women differently. Come meet Duke at our weekend adoption event!

Kathy (female, calico, nine months old)

Kathy was a little shy when she first arrived at the shelter, but now she feels right at home. She came to us from the bottom of a well on a moonless night. Her previous owner was the personification of Macallan Scotch whisky. I took three trains across Shibuya Ward to eat a plain dish alone and, instead of going home, I followed the wordless Macallan man to Kathy. Proof of an in-home well or similar void required for adoption.

Doctor Hirofumi Tanaka (male, tuxedo shorthair, seven months old)