Diamond in the Rough.

this dipshit wasted 8 bottles of coke for this stupid 6 second video

He achieved human flight via soda rockets attached to his feet. I think that’s worth like… $25.

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

Just take the train 😊

how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?

I was in New England two weeks ago and I didn’t see that but I have seen a sign that says “IT’S BLOWY AS FUCK TODAY.”

during a snow storm there was this simple one that said “wicked slippery” 

I live in New England and yes…I’ve seen every single one of these signs

so, in order, stephenie meyer, jk rowling, george rr martin.

Th

This. This is important.

Fuck

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

is this the fault in our stars

This tree makes の sense.

*spits coffee*

Are you fucking kidding me.

#For the people who don’t know:#The character ‘の’ is pronounced as ‘no’#Also the tree is shaped like の#’This tree makes no sense.’#You’re welcome.

tHANK YOU, sCIENCE SIDE,

Actually that’s the language side—Japanese language, to be exact. We’re still waiting to hear from the science side of Tumblr as to how and why a tree would grow in this manner.

thanks, science side