Ooh...Shiny...

ITS TIME TO STOP

City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do.

I wanna fucking yabba-dabba die

Chris Evans is fucking majestic

If men get morning wood when they wake up then it stands to reason that there’s a continuous unbroken boner wave circling the planet with the sun at all times

The idea of ghosts that moan may have been started by children that heard their parents having sex in an adjacent room and denied having heard it.

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

OH MY G OD

ABBA goes so hard in so many different ways like they really have a song for every situation.. breaking up? getting married? defeating the french? Finding out you have not one but three possible fathers??? Really they covered everything

PLEASE DON’T TAKE HIM JUST BECAUSE YOU CAAAAAN

You make me feel a little less tired.

You make me feel a little more safe.

You make me feel a little more celestial

You make me feel a little less nervous.

You make me feel a little less scared.

You make me feel a little more normal.

You make me feel a little less cold.

You make me feel a little more cuddly

You make me feel a little more in love

you make me feel a little more happy

You make me feel a little more magical.

You make me feel a little less lost.

You make me feel a little more at peace 

You make me feel a little more strong

You make me feel a little more important

you make me feel a little more hopeful

you make me feel a little more open

you make me feel a little more alive

you make me feel a little more wonder

im feeling generous on this very sunday its time for another round of slavic catposting

The world blessed me with your presence, and no matter what happens, I am eternally grateful.

Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second but who doesn’t like eating pussy jfc

My husband said Russian men think it’s gay

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining

This is so pure

A New definition of steampunk has been made 🙌🏼