Large man the size of a Small man

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

Tattoo artist and I were debating over where to place my thigh tattoo. I, pants pulled down and half a buttcheek out in a large airy room in front of the windows said nervously “haha, I know I have a lot of thigh to work with” and they go “OMG yes I feel so bad for skinny clients because their art gets all crowded. You could get some nice big pieces on your arms and legs though”. Hell yeah my friend. Yet another W for the fat crowd tonight.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.