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HEY BABES IM BACK FROM PLACING CURSES ON CHILDREN AT THE PARK

how was it? any cool curses

TURNS OUT KIDS CAN REFLECT CURSES WITH THE NINTENDO SWITCH ANYWAY I GOTTA GO PURGE SOME EVIL ENERGY

man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe i’ll have another…” dont do it. don’t even think about it. it’s the opposite of oreos. you make your second grilled cheese and 3 bites into it you’re so overwhelmed by the monotony. “this isnt nearly as good as the last one” despite being practically identical. The grilled cheese is a sacred food, it must be eaten hot, and quick. A second one only allows you to stew in the memories of the past (your previous cheese) and your nostalgia clouds your mind, creating an epic fail bite in your newest creation of dairy and grain. Show some restraint. 

She's Beautiful

I love holding hands !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

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