uh huh

a printer would rather kill itself than print one single page that i need.

i barely ever release games anymore i just come on here and post "hello everyone please close your eyes and imagine what if i made something beautiful" and people in the replies go wow sir yes beautiful so beautiful

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

my unwritten novels were snubbed at the international booker prize once again

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

and the sick thing is this whole day with people racing injured and concussed plays right into their fuck ass “wired different” campaign. are these riders actually wired different or are your continued institutional failures forcing them to be wired different

half man is both one of the most unpleasant stress inducing shows ive ever seen in my life but also makes part of my brain that hasn’t been activated since i watched nbc hannibal for the first time at 16 light up like a firework display