Weeds are flowers too, Once you get to know them

last week my doppelganger trapped me in the basement I keep it imprisoned in and took my place in my life. fortunately after the first day of this it came down and asked to have the basement back. Probably a good sign 👍

Okay, I am reblogging this because it is relevant again. I got another call from a 353 number. Not the exact same number, but I know that it is a trafficker because it’s 353 just like the last one. I also want this to signal boost so PLEASE REBLOG THIS.

Why are people deleting the captions though I had to search for what the pictures meant don’t do that

a side note,  because theyre very popular around the DMV, If you ever see a sign with something akin to ‘free debt erasure’ ‘15/h job’ etc and ONLY A PHONE NUMBER, ignore it. tear it down if you can, because those are well known scams and sex-trafficking baits.do not, by any means, call or respond to these messages. do not let your friends do it. do not.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/interview-for-trafficking/

these ones

sagittarius season

I knew uncle Phil was real and would kill for Will at this moment.

& prolly be like “Whew, Chile the ghetto”

Lmao

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.

I don’t know why people have to treat retail workers so poorly. They’re human, LIKE YOU. Their boss is WORSE than yours (my retail bosses were terrible, my current boss is amazing). They don’t want to be there on the holiday but they have to because YOU insist on shopping. So dig deep, find those manners you were taught in kindergarten, and say please & thank you. And if I am in the store and I see you being crappy to a retail worker I WILL CALL YOU OUT AND SHAME YOU. I’m so SICK of how our society seems to have forgotten basic decency and manners. It’s not hard to be polite.

My kink is getting what I want when I want it

If anyone would like the term for this, it’s arithmomania.

“But sir, he’s a vampire!!!” “Vampire or not, he’s the best damn accountant we have here, and i’d let him drink my blood before i fire him!”

“still less of a leech than Matt in legal. Fuck matt”

Okay but also, vampires as drug dealers- a profession that requires extremely quick, extremely accurate counting. “You’re 5 dollars short.” “There’s 50,000 dollars in there at least, how the fuck did you count that fast-” “Pay up or I will drink you like a slurpee.”