FUCK

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

I just ate a nectarine in such a fucked up way that for a moment I was fundamentally disappointed in myself as a human being, but then I realized that truly, isn't eating an incredibly juicy nectarine at midnight in the messiest and most unhinged way imaginable actually at the core of the human experience?

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

fumebo is industry plant yaoi and haxfume is ethically-sourced organically-grown yaoi

it will never not be funny to me when german recipes ask me to use Öl. ah yes now add 2 tablespoons of KILL🔪🔪