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At first I thought it was going to be, like, a car but when it was actually a bus it made this video even better!

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So like no offense but Patrick Stump’s Soul Punk album was iconic

the dog paid for this ad

if you look closely at this you can see that there are way more jpeg artifacts around the eyes and the timestamp which means that someone either photoshopped them in and let it get deep fried over the course of a dozen resaves or someone went in and manually sharpened those specific parts. who did this

not by human hands…….

Help, my wife keeps piling fluffy blankets on me in bed even when I tell her I’m already warm enough

How do y'all not get tired of being mad all the time?

buy weed you fucking idiot

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

i lost my wife to vaping