Queen~of~sass

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??

Don’t hire this cleaning service

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

this is all too much

Never forget this scene!!

today has been rough. hopefully ripley can help ease some of your anxiety and bring a little brightness to your day

This is genuinely hilarious

They deserve more respect from the general public…

who?

The retail worker reading this

*me reading a text I sent yesterday about my feelings*: who’s this

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

This sounds like a man on cocaine

Fammmm

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

This is the second photoset of this comedian I’ve seen on my dash and I absolutely have to look her up because she seems delightful