teh ice cream cone with a heart

i would survive a horror movie

the murderer shows up to my house and im just like sir your vibes are disgusting

This is how archaeologists hunt

EVERYTHING THAT’S INTERESTING IS GAY

Start a gang with your local punk teenagers and roam the country with a vaguely homosexual subtext

is this green day

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

I can't be a no good dirty rotten pig stealing great great grandfather I have to reblog

this post radiates unfathomable amounts of dark energy

i am gay and a fool. rb if you too are gay and a fool.

can I have this on a t-shirt

Historic Merger: Disney to Buy the Entire U.S. Government

i love a fog. i love a woods.

I love to munch a fresh baked goods

I love a cheese. I love a cat.

this post was fine without all that

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file