IceClasher

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

If the majority of people’s jobs are automated away then the economic situation will be so totally transformed that businesses won’t be able to find a big enough consumer base to purchase their products anymore cause their own labor cost reduction efforts will corrode away their primary source of demand so please do go ahead and automate all our jobs away I’d really love to see you try to keep your market economy from collapsing afterwards.

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before i read the caption i was deeply disturbed

I just naturally assumed OP wanted to launch a fist shaped dildo straight up their ass like a Saturn V puncturing the atmosphere

reblog if its friday and you made it

I love that a shapeshifting immortal vampire got a big gun while the girl protagonist and newbie vampire got a HUGE ARMOR-PIERCING ANTI-TANK CANNON that is taller than her, the butler and the shapeshifting immortal vampire