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im going to start carrying a gun and shooting anyone who mentions weight loss in front of me

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

as a diagnosed pussy empath, I'm constantly at risk of developing psychogenic thrush whenever I glimpse a vacuum-sealed vulva through a tight pair of leggings. this is excruciating, debilitating, humiliating, and titillating, and it happens almost daily at my loss prevention job at Athleta, where I am routinely exposed to unvaccinated and elasticated yoga THOTs with no regard for evidence-based medicine and no concern for pubic health. please show some consideration for the vaginally vulnerable among us, and #PickThatCamelToe before i come to very real harm.

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

I dontr think im fit to be around anymore i just want to JO 1 last time and sleep forever more

the more time passes the more insane i feel about how pjackk swung into my dms out of nowhere and started hitting on me for about a week

they need to make a strap that prematurely ejaculates