random mix of sentence starts pt. ii
â  you okay ? you just nearly walked into a pole.  â
â  DOG ! i see a DOG !!!!  â
â  rain, rain, please die.  â
â  this is my tenth cup of coffee. i think iâm going to die. oh, iâm so going to die. shit. fuck.  â
â  did you say something ? sorry, iâm trained to tune you out these days.  â
â  ow. why did you pinch me ?  â
â  yes, yeah, totally cool. not freakinâ out. all good !  â
â  ⌠i thought going through the door would be a bad idea so i climbed up the side and through the window.  â
â  i donât think itâs a good thing that youâre bleeding that much.  â
â  i hope you break a leg. literally. iâm not kidding.  â
â  could be worse ??  â
â  I SPOTTED A NIP SLIP.  â
â  did you just ⌠never mind. not gonna ask.  â
â  my ass got scratched by a cat. safe to say, i donât get along with cats anymore. theyâre like the spawns of satan. or like satan himself.  â
â  I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ⌠not being able to sleep in. like, thatâs the best part of life. sleeping in.  â
â  when was the last time i slept ? haha âŚ. hah âŚâŚ. good question.  â
â  please punch me.  â
â  wait, no, that was sarcasm, please â  â
â  oh ⌠that was a pinch of salt, not sugar. my bad.  â
â  I. FUCKING. HATE. STEPPING. ON. LEGOS.  â
â  whiskey and misery, my best friends !  âÂ