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“-and I just wham. Right to the nose. I think I broke it, to be honest. But he totally deserved it. At least, I thought so. You’re with me, right?”

“I’ve met very few men that don’t at least deserve being punched once or twice.” Helena said with shrug. “So I am definitely with you on that.” A moment paused before she asked, “What did the asshole even do?”

(    *    & .    —    THE  UMBRELLA  ACADEMY  SENTENCE  STARTERS .

‘  you’re  are  depraving  some  village  of  their  idiot .  ’

‘  i  miss you .  i  miss  you  every  day  that  i’m  not  with  you .  ’

‘  i  didn’t  think  it  was  possible  to  miss  a  person  this  much .  ’

‘  if  you  love  music  then  you’re  in  the  right  place .  ’

‘  the  ties  that  bind  you  together  make  you  stronger  than  you  are  alone .  ’

‘  i  can’t  just  call  him  in  the  afterlife  and  be  like ,  ‘ can  you  please  stop  playing  tennis  with  hitler  for  a  moment  and  take  a  quick  call ? ’  ’

‘  get  up .  we’re  going  to  save  the  world .  ’

‘  it’s  not  spandex ,  it’s  leather .  and  you  used  to  like  it .  a  lot ,  if  i  recall .  ’

‘  we  can  accomplish  anything  when  we  accept  responsibility  together .  this  is  what  creates  trust .  ’

‘  you  never  know  when  to  stop ,  do  you ?  ’

‘  you  got  enough  material  for  your  sequel  yet ?  ’

‘  i  bet  you’re  loving  this ,  hm ?  the  team  at  it’s  best .  it’s  just  like  old  times .  ’

‘  he  hated  children  too  and  he  had  plenty  of  us .  ’

‘  if  you  believe  in  yourself ,  just  once ,  great  things  are  gonna  happen  for  you .  ’

‘  i  know  that  i  let  you  down ,  but  i  could  do  anything  for  you .  ’

‘  you  know ,  i  liked  you  a  lot  better  before  you  got  laid .  ’

‘  oh  yeah ,  it  is  your  skirt .  i  found  it  in  your  room .  it’s  a  little  dated ,  but  it’s  very  breathy  on  the …  bits .  ’

‘  you’re  the  most  important  person  in  the  world  to  me .  ’

‘  best .  funeral .  ever !  ’

‘  sometimes  men  are  unredeemable  shits .  ’

‘  we  were …  we  were  just  kids .  little  kids .  ’

‘  we  all  came  home .  since  we’re  here ,  we  might  as  well  save  the  world .  ’

‘  i’ve  decided  you’re  the  only  one  i  can  trust .  ’

‘  if  you’re  raised  to  believe  that  nothing  about  you  is  special ,  if  the  benchmark  is  extraordinary ,  what  do  you  do  if  you’re  not ?  ’

‘  eternal  peace  is  probably  overrated .  ’

‘  we  all  wanted  to  be  loved  by  a  man  incapable  of  giving  love .  ’

‘  one  grows  used  to  things ,  even  if ,  sometimes  one  shouldn’t .  ’

‘  look ,  you  wanna  pay  your  respects ?  go  ahead .  but  at  least  be  honest  about  the  kind  of  man  he  was .  ’

‘  you  of  all  people  should  be  on  my  side .  he  had  to  send  you  a  million  miles  away .  that’s  how  much  he  couldn’t  stand  the  sight  of  you .  ’

‘  i  feel  like  we  should  stop  him ,  but  then  again  i  also  just  kinda  wanna  see  what  happens .  ’

‘  you  make  me  want  to  wake  up  each  day  and  you’re  in  my  dreams  every  night .  ’

‘  you  also  told  me  that  licking  a  nine  volt  battery  would  give  me  pubes .  ’

‘  i’m  just  gonna  go  murder  mom ,  i’ll  be  right  back .  ’

‘  last  time  we  tried  to  stop  it ,  we  all  died .  what  makes  this  time  any  different ?  ’

‘  we  actually  have  the  chance  of  saving  the  lives  of  billions  of  people .  ’

‘  it  wasn’t  his  fault  ‘cause  he  was  ridiculously  high ,  right ?  and  the  girl ,  she  thought  he  was  a  furry …  ’

‘  i  think  maybe  you’re  the  only  person  who  really  knows  who  i  am  and  still  likes  me  anyway .  ’

‘  you  don’t  get  to  blame  your  problems  on  anyone  but  yourself .  ’

‘  we  didn’t  choose  this  life .  we’re  just  living it .  ’

‘  than  christ  he’s  not  our  real  father ,  so  we  couldn’t  inherit  those  cold ,  dead  eyes .  ’

‘  you  don’t  have  to  apologize  just  for  existing .  ’

‘  when  something  seems  to  perfect ,  it’s  usually  anything  but .  ’

‘  all  the  what - if’s  start  to  haunt  you .  ’

‘  i’m  done  playing  their  games .  i’m  ready  for  a  change .  ’

‘  i  would  love  to  play  cops  and  robbers ,  wear  a  mask ,  and  feel  important ,  but  guess  what ?  recess  is  over .  it’s  grown - up  time .  ’

‘  we  have  a  great  job .  the  best  job .  we  got  it  made ,  asshole .  ’

‘  people  still  don’t  take  me  seriously .  i  wanna  be  numb  again .  ’

‘  i  stayed  because  the  world  needed  me .  ’

‘  at  least  i  make  my  own  decisions .  ’

‘  i  have  been  left  out  of  everything  for  as  long  as  i  can  remember .  ’

‘  nowhere  to  go .  no  way  to  change .  ’

‘  but  now ,  i  know  nothing  in  my  life  was  real .  so  i’m  starting  over .  ’

‘  you  do  whatever  it  takes  to  survive .  or  you  die .  ’

‘  i  don’t  belong  anywhere ,  thanks  to  you !  you  made  me  a  killer !  ’

‘  i’ve  done  unimaginable  things ,  things  you  couldn’t  even  comprehend ,  just  to  get  back  here  and  save  you .  ’

‘  she  needs  our  help  and  we  can’t  do  that  if  she’s  locked  in  a  cage .  ’

‘  i  mean ,  it  must  be  scary .  terrifying ,  really .  to  discover  that  you  can  do  something  that  you  never  thought  you  could  do .  ’

‘  it’s  not  difficult  to  accept ,  it’s  impossible  to  accept !  ’

‘  what  are  you  still  doing  here ?  we’re  trying  to  have  a  serious  conversation .  ’

‘  what’s  going  on  with  you ?  and  don’t  tell  me  everything  is  alright  because  i  saw  you  in  there .  you  were  crying  like  a  baby .  ’

‘  you  saved  my  life !  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  them  to  see  me  like  this .  besides ,  you  know ,  i’d  just  hold  them  back .  ’

‘  how  about  we  ask  him  after  we  kill  him ?  ’

‘  maybe  they’ll  brood  each  other  to  death .   ’

‘  you’re  a  real  sick  bastard .  ’

‘  would  you  stop  it ?  why  are  you  putting  this  shit  in  your  body ?  ’

‘  he  must  have  been  a  very  special  person  to  put  up  with  your  weird - ass  shit .  ’

‘  you  were  my  greatest  disappointment .  you  only  scratched  the  surface  of  what  you  were  capable  of .  ’

‘  i  lost  someone .  the  only …  the  only  person  i’ve  ever  truly  loved  more  than  myself .  ’

‘  you  know ,  before  you  kill  him ,  you  might  want  to  hear  what  he  has  to  say .  ’

‘  we  all  came  home .  since  we’re  here , we  might  as  well  save  the  world .  ’

“don’t do this to me,” daniel practically begged, as he found himself tugging at the door of the locker, trying in vain to open it. he’d always struggled when it came to combination locks, no matter what he did, he could never get them open! “i just need to get my stuff,” he added, as if his pleading would magically get the locker to open. 

“you can be breathing and not really be here, you know that helena.” bucky ran a hand through his hair, forcing a smile to his daughter. “i just want you to be safe, that’s all. i gotta worry about all your guys.”

ANDY: papers not that bad for dogs anyway ANDY: its like… organic ANDY: ink might be bad for them tho  

CASSIE: there is a phrase for this CASSIE: i believe it’s something like CASSIE: haters gunna hate

❝ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? ❞ / @shiftinganger !

he smiled over at her, shrugged his shoulders. ❝ you definitely aren’t, like, the worst family member i have. ❞ that was romy ( only joking, obviously ) ; all the darkholmes knew that romy and roman got into more fights than any pair of siblings even reasonably should. ❝ and definitely cooler than a lot of them. ❞

“i know.” she didn’t ENJOY her own self awareness, but that didn’t mean that it didn’t exist. she couldn’t give herself credit for any part of helena’s being, but there was a part of her that liked, in it’s own masochistic way, to think that she got that from her - the stubbornness, the distrust. it was UNFORTUNATE, really. a marked tragedy. they seemed to clamber over one hurdle only to find that another easy dozen existed in their path. “i don’t need trust. i don’t deserve it, so it wouldn’t be fair to ask of you. but… patience, maybe?”

‘ that doesn’t even make sense . ’ || @shiftinganger

Kurt stared off for a moment, trying to make sense of what he had just said. It didn’t take long for him to realize that she was right. “It somehow made sense in my head, but now that I’ve said it aloud…” He trailed off. “I really need to get more sleep or something.”

Helena hadn’t been getting much sleep herself, her sleep plagued by nightmares since Theo was attacked and they only worsened after Christmas. She survived mostly on coffee nowadays. “Sleep is overrated. Try power naps instead.”

(    *    & .    —    MORE  POPULAR  TEXT  POSTS . 

‘  i  just  want  a  hot  boyfriend  to  fall  from  the  sky  and  into  my  bedroom  u  feel  me .  ’

‘  i’ve  come  to  the  point where  i  don’t  even  procrastinate  anymore  i  just  don’t  do  it .  ’

‘  my  personality  issues  can  be  directly  traced  to  the  fact  that  i  couldn’t  do  the  monkey  bars  as  a  child .  ’

‘  i’ll  get  over  it .   i  just  gotta  be  dramatic  first .  ’

‘  being  an  adult  is  having  the  ‘ we  have  food  at  home ’  talk  with  yourself .  ’

‘  “ i  can  see  your  nipples  through  your  shirt ”  first  of  all  stop  being  ungrateful .  ’

‘  in  the  back  of  the  club  arms  folded  cause  i  don’t  agree  with  the  music  selection .  ’

‘  movies  are  so  weird .  people  hangout  like  twice  and  they’re  all  like  “ i’m  in  love  with  you ”  calm  down  maybe .  ’

‘  gamers  are  so  weird .  fortnite  this ,  fortnite  that …  just  say  two  weeks  like  the  rest  of  us .  ’

‘  i’m  gonna  become  a  millionaire  just  so  i  can  go  to  the  met  gala  and  actually  fit  the  theme .  ’

‘  ideal  body  weight :  you  on  top  of  me .  ’

‘  holding  hands  is  lowkey  exciting .  ’

‘  do  you  ever  lie  on  your  side  and  a  small  tear  leaks  out  and  you’re just  like  who  wtf  body  i  know  i’m  sad  but  i’m  not  that  sad .  ’

‘  i  get  my  news  from  the  only  reliable  source :  cryptic  symbolism  in  my  dreams .  ’

‘  one  day  i  will  take  a  really  good  selfie  and  you  will  be  sorry …  you  will  all  be  sorry .  ’

‘  when  will  boys  realize  that  girls  that  are  “ hard  to  get ”  are …  how  do  i  say  it …   not  interested .  ’

‘  the  world  has  been  on  a  constant  downfall  ever  since  2015  when  y’all  decided  to  choose  meghan  trainor  over  carly  rae  jepsen .  ’

‘  naked  iphones  are  beautiful  but  at  what  cost .  ’

‘  there  are  five  frogs  staring  at  me  right  now  but  only  one  can  be  america’s  next  top  model .  ’

‘  there  is  no  doubt  in  my  mind  that  i’m  really  that  bitch .  ’

‘  me ?  constantly  afraid  of  being  abandoned  and  replaced ?  hell  yes .  ’

‘  if  you’re  jacking  off  right  now  i  just  wanna  let  you  know  i  support  you .  ’

‘  it’s  so  funny  how  people  get  upset  that  gender  is  a  social  construct ?  everything  is  a  social  construct ??  go  ask  a  frog  what  day  of  the  fuckin’  week  it  is ,   he  doesn’t  know .  ’

‘  it’s  not  a  real  party  until  you  sneak  away  into  the  bathroom  to  question  your  existence  as  you  stare  at  yourself  in  the  mirror .  ’

‘  due  to  unfortunate  circumstances ,  i  am  now  awake .  ’

‘  did  i  allow  you  to  have  fun  without  me ??  ’

‘  ‘ too  little  too  late ’  by  jojo  was  way  to  raw  for  me  to  handle  honestly  who  hurt  her .  ’

‘  don’t  worry ,  you’re  still  in  the  “ early  life ”  part  of  your  wikipedia  page .  ’

‘  i  don’t  give  a  yike .  ’

‘  my  life  is  fucked  up  and  lit  at  the  same  time .  ’

‘  hate  when  i  am  wearing  makeup  and  still  look  shitty  like  what  am  i  supposed  to  do ?  get  enough  sleep ?  eat  right  and  exercise ?  as  if .  ’

‘  if  we  date  i’m  going  to  always  want  to  hear  about  your  day  and  kiss  you  on  your  forehead .  ’

‘  me ?  overreacting ?  probably .  ’

‘  i  hate  being  ignored .  i  despite  it  but  i  ignore  everyone .  i  am  ignoring  like  three  people  right  now  for  no  particular  reason …  crazy …  ’

‘  what is  like …  the  point .  ’

‘  um  excuse  me  but  where  is  the  attention™  i  ordered ???  i’m  getting  impatient .  ’

‘  tbh  i  am  ugly  but  i’m  also  gorgeous .  it’s  very  complex .  ’

‘  in  what  world  would  anyone  give  up  a  job  in  paris  for  ross  geller .  ’

‘  date  a  girl  who  fucks  everything  up .  ’

‘  i  get  so  excited  when  i  can’t  remember  the  name  of  someone  i  knew  in  high  school .  it’s  like  i’m  one  step  closer  to  being  fully  cleansed .  ’

‘  i  wish  i  could  be  the  person  i  want  to  be  but  i’m  too  tired .  ’

‘  my  aesthetic  is  constantly  being  sleep  deprived  and  sad  about  random  things  in  my  life .  ’

‘  i  hope  that  in  2019  i’ll  at  least  stop  ruining  my  own  life .  ’

‘  eyebrow  game  strong ?  more  like  eyebag  game  strong .  i’m  fucking  exhausted .  ’

‘  are  you  from  tennis  shoes ?  cause  you’re  the  only  ten  i  shoes .  ’

‘  i  want  to  cry  but  i  have  things  to  do .  ’

‘  when  i  tell  you  i  love  you  it’s  never  out  of  habit .  ’

‘  humans are  at  the  top  of  the  food  chain  so  why  are  we  getting  bit  my  mosquitoes  ummm .  ’

‘  why  don’t  birds  ever  shut  up ?  i  bet  they’re  talking  about  me .  ’

‘  if  you  insult  me  i’ll  just  agree  with  you  probably .  ’

MARS: alright MARS: dogs are good bois, that’s why not

ANDY: i’d take a coma but i’d want like some breaks so i can go to parties and stuff. ANDY: maybe i’ll go traveling again.

“one of those nights.” he shrugged, hoping she understood he was speaking of nightmares. “but it still stands.”

“I won’t stop you, that’s for sure. I didn’t even think you felt the same, honestly.”

“Not really sure exactly how I feel yet. But I really like you and I’m open to exploring that if you are.”

bucky visibly beamed when he got a name, giving his daughter a pearly grin as she spoke. “tell me everythin’, what she like? you gonna let her make an honest woman outta you?” he took a sip of his drink, leaning against the wall as he smiled at his daughter. “oh wait- - you ain’t a player like your old man was, are you? ‘cause ya’ grandma will be rolling in her grave, god bless. she used to smack me on the head whenever i’d bring a different girl home.”

“Pretty sure you are going to find out all of that once you run the background check.” Helena joked. Truthfully, she didn’t know much about Sky beyond what she had heard. She doubted her dad wanted to hear much about that. “Not a player. Just not the serious relationship kind of person. There’s a huge difference between those two things.” 

ANDY: i’m so hype for school to be over. my brain is legit melting. ANDY: can’t wait to sit on a beach somewhere pretty. ANDY: what are ur summer plans?