May

Its after midnight. I was cooking all day. Im tired as hell. I have so many thing to do.

But I Just had to writte this one. Any regulus x james fans? It has angst, black bothers, and supportive boyfriends!!!

So he doesnt say anything to anybody.

Exept Alfred. To be honest Alfred already knew before jason told him, and he already learned all the roles so he could practice with jason.

Alfred also sitted in the first row at the premiere.

After couple of weeks, the play reached it finale. The last time jason would ever play that role. He and Alfred kept a secret between them and everything was fine.

Until the whole batfamily decided to go to the theater because of "bonding time like a normal family" and they blindly decided to go to that play.

Jason didnt saw them. Alfred didnt said anything.

When Jason showed up on the scene and started acting, Tim spilled his illegal coffe, Damian almost fainted, Bruce checked if he wasnt hallucinating or poisoned, Steph took out her illegal camera and Cass started to look trough the leaflet to find out if that was really Jason.

Jason noticed them in the second half of the play when Steph was beging kicked out because she was filming, and the whole family had to leave.

And what if loid would think that too?

He sees her, coming back late from work, really late, after her normal job ended like 4 hours before. He sees her bruised, with bandages and shes trying to hide them. He did research and he findes out what everyone else thinks yor other job is.

So after one mission, yor comes back late. Shes very quiet, trying not to wake anybody up.

Then Loid turns the lights on.

"Goodnight Yor."

"L-Loid-san!? What are you doing up this late!?"

"Yor...do you think im poor?" Asked while getting closer to his wife.

"W-what? Of course not!"

"I feel like you dont trust that im completly serious about taking care about you and Anya. Full care. You dont have to sell yourself anymore yor, I promise i will take care of you." He hugged her.

Yor melted a little in his arms, but she needed to explain yourself.

"Loid im not selling myself! And I know that you take care of me and anya!"

"What? Then what are you doing after work?"

Yor blushed.

"Im learning how to Cook." She muttered.

"You, what?"

"Im learning how to Cook okey!?"

Loid looked at her and started laughting.

As a bisexual writter with too much free time i may or may not writte more gay incorrect quotes and maybe another one shot or full fanfic?

You never know.

Well i know

My first even fanficion, is about two sweet lesbians. Who would have guessed?

I use ao3 for atleast a year now, and im very exited. I dont exept much, but its Just exited to me!

Harry:me?

Draco:Yes! You have been in the house for 2 hours already, and you still didnt cuddle me!

Harry:w-what??

Draco:WHERE ARE MY CUDDLES HARRY?

Izuku:make me.

Bakugou:(blushing a little) Oh, i'll make you...

Kaminari:Woah, woah, WOAH! Leave this sex-mating-flirting thing out of the kitchen!

Izuku(ignoring kaminari) : Ohh~? How would you make me?

Bakugou:Guess~.

Kaminari:Im leaving.

Everybody:looks at the tv. They all see the moment before bakugous death.

Kirishima:oh, shit. Turn it off!

Bakugou:Dont. We arent some pussies, who are afraid of the past.

Momo:....its nice they gave titles too.

Uraraka:exacly! Now we can learn what they were Talking about while fighting!

Bakugou on screen: I Gotta win, right izuku?

Bakugou irl:(blushing) TURN THAT OFF!

Izuku:K-KACCHAN!?(Crying)

Tsuu:Oh, god, its too much.

Bakugou:STOO CRYING!

Izuku:I-im so glad your aliveeee kacchannn!!!

Kirishima:that was so manly bro!

Harry:watching malfoy.

Ron:its 3 am.

Harry;and?

Ron:is malfoy in bed?

Harry:....

Ron:is malfoy in bed, Harry?

Harry:Yes.

Ron:So he probably sleeps. There is no need to watch him sleep mate. Its kinda creepy acualy.

Harry;but he sleeps woth someone!

Ron:Who?

Harry: some, Trixie!? Who the fuck is trixie!?

Ron:I dont know, but I know thar your stalking is really creepy. Go to bed Harry.

Harry:but!

Ron:GO TO BED!

Harry:Mhp, Fine!

Cameron:But you already have house.

Wilson:House isnt a pet or a plant!

Foreman:You need to feed him.

Chase;you need to look after him.

Cameron:you need to hydrate him.

Foreman: He will do stuff, he isnt supposed to do if you wont watch him.

Chase: He bites.

Cameron: He is sometimes barks.

Wilson:....

Wilson:OH MY GOD, HOUSE IS A PET.

Maomao: No.

Jinshi:But why???

Maomao: if I would be your wife, i would have to go to parties, and celebrations, and i wouldnt have time for my experiments!

Jinshi(muttering): I want you to stop experimenting On yourself.

Maomao:what?

Jinshi: Even if I give you (very rare herb name)

Maomao:Hmmm....still no.

Jinshi: even if I will give you (very rare poison)

Maomao:still no. But with that, I would kiss you.

Jinshi: We're dating!

Maomao:And I will kiss you for free. (Kisses him)

Jinshi:okey, fine. It would be dangerous to you too. With all the poisoning and assasins.

Maomao:Marry me.

Jinshi: what!?

Stiles:COOL! DONT COME TO THE KITCHEN!

Derek:Why? (Going to the kitchen)

Stiles:JUST DONT!

Derek:Too late...Oh.

Stiles:(standing in the middle of dirty kitchen, like everuthing dirty) I can explain!

Derek: you have one minut.

Stiles: So, I was Just trying this new recipe, but then i Got distracted with my new case, and then i remebered that I was in charge of making dinner, so I started that, but then i remebered that i still have to make this cream for cupcakes, and the cupcakes Got burned and I tried to saved them, but then dinner Got burned and I...im sorry. (Looks very stressed)

Derek:(sigh)come here.

Stiles:(gets closer)

Derek:(hugs him) your Lucky i love you.

Stiles(having his face in dereks arm) Ymphh....

Derek:You want to order chinese?

Robin: my mind is a Total mess. On one side I want to be careful, because what if she isnt lesbian? She cant be with her sweaters and pure-look. But at the other side I want her to be lesbian. I wish she would be! I desire her, I want her, I love her!

Steve: okey, slower rob, who is it?

Robin:Nancy!

Nancy (standing at doors): What?

Steve:

Robin:

Nancy:

Jnshi is a young rebel, son of one of the most important politician. But because of his rebelious nature he Got sended to the palace, so he could chill out, and emperor even agreed to give him one of his concubines, not the favorites, but all concubines are cute.

First night and Jinshi tries to get out. he meets maomao who was collecting herbs at night. He confuses her with concubine.

They start meeting at night, jinshi sees her at some parties, concubines are happy that a handsome man is around-evrything is good, until one of the concubines lies and tells everybody that jinshi raped her.

They take the argument to the emperor.

Jinshi explains himself and tells emperor:

"I dont want her! I dont even like her! You told me that I can take one of your concubines, and I already decided! I want maomao, and I will leave the palace!"

Everybody is quiet.

Emperor who was trying to finde a proper admirer for his daughter, and was hoping that would happen, smiled.

"You really want her, huh?"

"With all my heart your grace!"

"Good, very good. And you will Marry her, Yes?"

"Thats the only thing I want"

"Very well then, You will Marry my daughter. And leave the palace with her"

"Thank you your...wait, who!?"

And then maomao walks in.

"My daughter, maomao, looks like you found yourself a good partner huh?"

"What?" Jinshi and maomao yelled at the same time.

"Your gonna Marry me!?"

Natuso:He already left the home.

Shouto:(looks at phone) somebody is calling him.

Natuso:who?

Shouto: Some...Bird brain?

Natuso:Wow, touya has friends? Pick up.

Shouto:(picks up the phone)

Hero nr.2 Hawks:Hii love! Im running a little late, but I will be there to totaly fuck your brain out of you! I hope your ready, for our sex marathon! Argh, stupid Bird! The Last picure you sent Got me all heated up, and oh baby, its...

Shouto:(hangs up)

Natsuo:....

Shouto:.....

Natsuo:We will never talk about this again.

Hawks:(from kitchen)Pick it up, and tell them I have a day off!

Mirko: Hot stuff is calling!

Hawks:Wha...?WAIT!!

Mirko:Listen, he has a day off, so fuck off.

Dabi:Chill bunny.

Mirko:Wait, dabi!?

Hawks:Mirko, dont!

Dabi:Tell this Bird that im waiting at out hotel spot.

Mirko:What hotel spot!?

Hawks:(blushing).