boyfreak

i love you cds and dvds

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

i personally actually really relate to daniel molloy because i too am constantly occupied by attempting a fair and in depth analysis of interview with the vampire while simultaneously operating under the unbelievably biased lens of my fatal degree of adoration for the vampire armand

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

crossfaded on what no longer is and what remains to be seen