somebody has to pay the bills

love louise from bob's burgers because she's a little bitch her intentions are heinous her aspirations are violent but she also called her dad "daddy" until she was like eight

she's like "i am an evil mastermind" and then goes to the pet store with her mom to say hi to the puppies and i respect that

*acquires a new hyperfixation* great! this should keep me going for the next 2 months or 24 hours

The current pandemic has only made this image funnier

one of the most frustrating moods is Desperate Need to Create Something, Anything + persistent lack of motivation/attention/ability/time/inspiration/energy to do so 

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

This is a personal attack.

op how does it feel being the funniest person on this site

Imagine getting into bed and reading a book and falling asleep instead of staring at your phone blasting blue poison-light into your eyeballs for 2 hours or however long it takes for exhaustion to overpower your need to be constantly entertained