Hi

one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

hey guys whats up

how’d you make a blank post?

you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.

please tell me

This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

me on a roadtrip, every time i see cows: COWS !

You ever get salty over something you know u have no right to be salty about and therefore u can’t talk about it without looking like a whiny bitch, so u just sit there marinating in ur own salt like some kind of human pickle 

i relate to venom because i, too, am constantly hungry, gay, fuelled by rage, and the biggest loser on the planet

The amount of cuddling I desire is infinite

i’d hate to be a high schooler in this day and age. i see young ass girls on youtube doing “grwm freshman year” full beat 28 inch wigs and its like……. when i was in high school you’d be lucky if we didnt show up in our pajamas. maybe a lil mascara here n there. idk i just feel bad that there’s so much sexual pressure on these younger girls because of social media

I dont even feel bad because its all a choice tbh

im not gonna jump on you for this response because you’re only 19 but you saying that young girls being forced to conform to societal standards is a “choice” aint it chief. nobody chooses to be negatively impacted by sexism and the male gaze it just kind of happens. it’s insidious. and definitely not by choice

oOH MY GOD

I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open

wait its october i have to plant a minecraft pumpkin garden

This is so cute!

The type of quality content I like to see