cool your spurs, cowboy

Just do it already.

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

I’ll just leave this right here.

http://www.mtv.com/movie-and-tv-awards/vote/best-duo

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

🎶 If happy ever after did exist…❣️

Adam is a gift. 

*boop*

Hey. Hey. How was it? It was weird. Oh? Yeah somebody slipped something in my drink I think it was acid cause I was sort of tripping balls. Future turned into a teddy bear and James was getting blown by a chicken. Mm Hmm. It was crazy. And then I got arrested or the cops came but they weren’t really the cops it was like this adorable little cartoon stripper. She gave me like a adorable little cartoon stripper lap dance. Mm Hmm. That was wierd. And then these two girls they pulled me into a room for a threesome and- *behati gives him a look* -nothing happened. Nothing happened. *behati rolls back over* One had the head of a donkey and the other one had the head of like a skull I guess. Of like a a hemsbach or a deer or an antelope or some shit I don’t really remember and then like this body builder lady, she was wearing uggs, she threw me into the pool, I kinda snapped out of it and left the car there cause I was way too fucked up to drive so I just *bleep* home and here I am? Did you get the milk though? I got the milk. Awesome. I love you. I love you. Goodnight. Goodnight baby.

Outrageous! (via Chaser)

Snapchat Blind Auditions - Blake’s Team

Snapchat Blind Auditions - Blake’s Team

New The Voice S11 Promo, (x).

(via SammyAlbon)

“We love you.”