Greetings and Salutations

remember when ted cruz said “donald trump may be a rat but i have no desire to fornicate with him”? i know the whole election has been weird as hell but i don’t think we truly appreciated the bizarreness of a presidential nominee implying he wants to fuck rats as long as they’re not donald trump

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

*venus by lady gaga plays softly in the distance*

this is my favorite new trend. give me more. more. mooooooooooooooooooore.

PREACH BARBIE

I’d never thought id be that much inspired by barbie

so last week I was walking downtown and a girl leaned out her car window and yelled “YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS” and today a girl walked past me on the sidewalk and said “I love your socks” (they have birds on them) and I suggest we replace all cat-calling with girls complimenting each other on the street because honestly I have never felt more pretty or into girls in my goddamn life

Catcalling is a compliment when women do it

no, complimenting isn’t catcallng because it’s actually trying to make the person happy as opposed to deliberately harassing someone as a power trip

one of the best moments of my life was biking past this group of late-teens girls and one yelling “I LIKE YOUR BIKE,” and i smiled and waved, and another yells after me “and you’re pretty!”

women supporting other women is pure and will always be a good thing; men harassing people because they feed off of asserting dominance over people without power will always be trash

If men want to yell things like your socks are cool and I love your hair, that would be well appreciated. But instead they’ll just bark at me from their cars.