Always Sunny Imagines

"Oh glengo"

"what the fuck?"

"I'm so sorry I'm so fucking sorry I'm so... I'll just leave"

"this is your house"

You sit on the couch next to him. He smells like cinnamon and beer. You wonder if the cinnamon is a natural scent. You lean against him and sigh, happy to be with the man you love. He puts his arm around your shoulder and you blush.

The character on screen screamed, getting stabbed. You bury your face into his ribcage. He doesn’t move. You squint and look at his face. It’s a skeleton in Dennis’ clothes. You scream and jolt off of the couch. 

You hear something from behind you. You look at the door. Dennis is leaning againt the doorframe. “What the fuck?!” You shout at him.

He gives you a confused look. “Why are you on our set?” It’s Glenn, not Dennis.

“Glenn?!”

“Security! We’ve got another Dennis stan!” he shouts. 

You don’t know why he does that. You’re not on a set and there isn’t any security. You’re in Dennis’ apartment. You look around, you’re in a sewer. You don’t know how you got there. You blink, and you’re in a Starbucks. You’re tiny, everything around you is massive. You bang your fist againt the glass. You’re in a whipped cream machine. 

What is this some kind of joke?

Before that question gets answered, you’re in a cup. You’re overwhelmed with the scent of pumpkin spice. You’re moving. You look up, and a blonde white girl is bringing the cup to her mouth. She’s looking at her friend, a brunette white girl.

You scream, trying to get the girls attention. She doesn’t hear you, and you are in her mouth. The pumpkin spice latte is hot. It’s so hot, you’re boiling. You cream and cry, to no avail.

Coming out of my cage And I’ve been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I’m falling asleep And she’s calling a cab While he’s having a smoke And she’s taking a drag Now they’re going to bed And my stomach is sick And it’s all in my head But she’s touching his chest Now, he takes off her dress Now, let me go

I just can’t look its killing me And taking control Jealousy, turning saints into the sea Swimming through sick lullabies Choking on your alibis But it’s just the price I pay Destiny is calling me Open up my eager eyes Cause I’m Mr Brightside

I’m coming out of my cage And I’ve been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I’m falling asleep And she’s calling a cab While he’s having a smoke And she’s taking a drag Now they’re going to bed And my stomach is sick And it’s all in my head But she’s touching his chest Now, he takes off her dress Now, let me go