⌜ MYSTERIOOOOOO! ⌟

i always find it weird when people describe children as worry free because most of my childhood memories are of me worrying

we need to start being annoying the same way blue eyed people have been annoying for years. my eyes are coffee brown with a hint of olive and earthy soil, but on rainy days they become, like, more wood brown? you know like king arthur's table i guess? if you look at them in the sunlight they become almost golden though so it's really hard to pin them down haha. yeah no it's crazy i was just born like this i guess

Guys, the liquid stuff you use when you make a pen mistake so you have to cover it over, what’s it called?

White out

Mandela effect *X-file music plays*

this post just shot me in the face like ten times

she needs to dump that beast of a man she's with and hook up with me

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

:) is like punctuation 2 me. cant leave homwithout it

you ever see a fictional man and think. i am sooooooooo normal about him. but youre lying bc no youre not