Trick r Treat | Sam

I’m so lame but hey lets do it 🎃👻

- Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them

- Why are skeletons so calm?

Nothing gets under their skin

- What shoes does a ghost wear?

‘Boo'ts

- Why did the skeleton turn down cake?

They didn’t have the stomach for it

- What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

- What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A necktarine

- Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn’t in it

- What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling

- Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit

- Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn’t have a heart

- Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits

- What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

It’s a pain in the neck

- What do you call two spiders that just got married?

Newly webbed

- Why don’t skeletons play music in church?

They have no organs.

- Who won the skeleton race?

Nobody

- Why do skeletons love jokes?

They find them humerus