*wii sports music*

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

I know bugs, especially eusocial insects, don't have the remotest conception of human gender, I just like calling them ladies, tiny women, etc to combat how literally everyone else assumes every animal ever is male and a Good Heckin Boy or whatever

*stands up abruptly* i have an idea for video games *refuses to say any more and goes to bed*

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise