cover your eyes, everyone is all the same

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

Simon and gar phone call

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

Hot cross buns?

(via itsaboutnothing, sweety-blog1)

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

my dream job is an a&r rep at any major label in 2002

my other dream job is one of the people that stands off camera on the other side of the room at the npr tiny desk concerts