cover your eyes, everyone is all the same

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

Trial by wombat

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

hey so can somebody please do something about all of this

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men

first day of my new job. i woke up at 3:30 am

i like this job so much already. i get to do all kinds of shit i couldn’t at my old job such as (checks notes) …. have my own desk … and … leave on time when my shift ends …..

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us