I Am No Longer Reality

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Okay, so about a month ago, I decided that a million is too high, especially since I had comments limited for about the first 6 months because it took me that long to figure out how to turn them back on. (I’ve explained that I am very stupid.)

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

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It’s Saturday, May 30, 3:18 PM EDT

hey guys great news. guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time i got hit in the head with a spinning loose bench board in middle school probably wasnt just an autism thing and chances are i have aphasia that’s just been unchecked this whole time

The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

I think space filling pasta would be the best of all worlds. Easy to fit on shelves, long, and fits in the pot without breaking!

Something like this?

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Of guys with sniper rifles

my coworker just asked me if she was right or wrong to refuse to go to church with her parents for Easter just to humor them and I was like fuck no. just because they’re your parents does not mean they get to dictate your religious observance—if you converted to another religion would they graciously and respectfully attend religious services with you? no. fuck your shitty parents who don’t respect you as an independent adult and have never shown any interest in your life or respect for your boundaries. don’t let the Christian hegemony win.

*me, drunkenly pressing my face against my 17 year old cats face*: I love you. Do you know that? I hope that somewhere in your brain you can understand that I love you. You have been with me for so long. We have grown up together. I was only eight years old when you came into my life as a kitten. We were both babies. Please understand that I love you more than I can ever say. You are my companion through everything. When you die I will sob and scream and beg for you back, even for a moment. When you rest your paw against my hands there's a connection that passes through time. Humans and animals, bonded since before history began. I love you.