The Roc of Barovia

Pidlwick II (via angry jingles): I don't have pupils.

It’s funny

To consider…

That after the dusk elves, Fanes, Dark Powers, Baba Lysaga, and other ancient beings in Barovia (like the Abbot and possibly the Roc.)

One of the oldest characters in the game, coming only a few decades likely short of Strahd’s several hundred year old ass is…

THIS BITCH

Like, Pidlwick was presumably made before Strahd became a vampire, which beats out any of his brides/wives.

Sasha: Yeah?

Escher: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Sasha:

Sasha: Where’s Pidlwick II?

Anastrasya: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

Ludmilla: Wasps?

Sasha: Terriers?

Udo (aka the shoemaker the Burgomaster had locked up) all tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!

Izek: I'M NOT DONE!

Escher: All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil."

Escher:

Escher: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.

Rahadin:

Ludmilla: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Anastrasya: Oh god, you have Escher.

Rahadin:

Kasimir:

Patrina:

Baba Lysaga:

The Ladies:

The Dark Powers:

Rahadin: …sure king, go off.