Hi

I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

I start work super early tomorrow so guess who’s gonna make herself a fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift

4 hours later: I’m fricken ZAZZED you guys

This is… not usually what is meant by “follow your dreams”…

Self care is getting so high you forget you hate yourself.

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators 

Crab antlers

@cwnannwn @townsenta

“Now, Snipper! now, Snapper! now, Pincer and Biter!“

Pure

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

This is the only shaggy meme I’ve laughed at so far