'How the F**k Does this Stay On' Hallowe'en Collab by aylithe
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'How the F**k Does this Stay On' Hallowe'en Collab by aylithe

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Saw this on a door at work.
# the lights are agog # the ceilingâs aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?
need to reblog this again for those tags
Can we just stop for a moment and appreciate the hilarious badassery of this
I mean, this is Loki weâre talking about. AND Thor. The princes of Asgard, both incredibly powerful and potentially lethal. Like, you probably have some kind of a death wish if you try to cross them.
And yet Sigyn...
I NEED ALL THE LOGYN FLUFF!
DO YOU WANNA START A FLUFF THREAD?
OH MY GOSH, YES!
THEN LET US DO THIS SHIT! DO YOU WANNA START OR SHOULD I?
I NEED ALL THE LOGYN FLUFF!
DO YOU WANNA START A FLUFF THREAD?

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Send one for my muse's reaction!
"I love you."
"I wish you loved me."
"Everyone can tell you love me, itâs obvious."
"I just wanna give you the love you never had, why wonât you let me?"
"I want to hold you like no one else has, love you like no one else has, and make you mine in ways no one else ever will."
"I would kiss every last one of your scars away if you would let me."
"I know your scared, but I promise Iâll protect you."
"I just want you to be mine, and me to be yours."
"Can I just hug you?"
"Iâve never met you, and this is totally crazy, but wow I really like you."
"SoâŚ.you free tonight?"
"You know Iâm totally free tonight if you wanna do somethingâŚ"
"Can I keep you?"
"Kiss me before I go."
"If this is goodbye, I have to know what you wouldâve done if I had confessed to you soonerâŚ."
"You look really beautiful/handsome in that."
"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, I mean."
"Wow, Iâve never seen an angel beforeâŚ"
â¨âYouâre the hottest person in this place.ââ¨
âI saw that. You just checked me out.â
"Youâre cute, but I bet youâd be even cuter moaning my name and begging me for âitâ."
"Aw, your so cute. How about I but you a drink?"
"Can I get a picture with you? Cause when I tell my mom/dad about this, heâs/sheâs gonna want proof that I saw an angel."
"Hey, can I get your number?"⨠â*wolf whistle*â
"I wanna fuck you."
"You look so cute in that skirt~."
"I love your outfit, but I think it would look better on my bedroom floor."
"I just want a chance to love you."
"I just really like, you?"
"I donât know! Okay? I donât know, I justâŚI just like youâŚ"
"God, you look beautiful squirming like that."
"I wanna bite you, I wanna bruise you, and I wanna take you. Right here, right now." âOh darling, Iâm going to break you.â
"I wanna bite you, I wanna scratch you, I wanna bruise you, I wanna make you scream for me."
"I just want you to be mine."
"Just let me have this, this moment where weâre still us, please?"
"If you donât love me, canât you pretend for just a minute? Just let me have this, just for now, pleaseâŚ"
"When you leave me tomorrow, and Iâm alone in this bed, Iâm gonna wonder if you let people see all those bruises and bitemarks on your skin. Iâm gonna wonder if they all know your my good little boy/girl or if they think they can have you, and that your thereâs for the taking."
"Be a good little boy/girl for your master."
"Be a good little boy/girl for your mistress."
"Donât hold it in, donât bite it back. I wanna hear your voice, or Iâll stop."
"Shhh, shhh. You donât want them to hear you, do you?"
"Bad boy/girl, I told you to stay quite until I said otherwise."
"Aw, your so cute when your begging."
"Get on your hands and knees and beg me."
"I really wanna get you home and out of all those clothes."
"Strip. Now."
"Mm, I might just leave you tied up, get you all hot and excited, then not do anything at all."
"I saw your browser history."
"Do you even know what youâre doing?"
"Weâve already tried this."
"You donât even know what youâre doing."
"Beyonce isnât that great."
"How many times do I have to tell you?"
"You have five secondsâŚ"
"I donât even know who you are."
Sigyn shook her head. Â âIt is fine. Â You could not have known.â Â So she wouldnât mention that again? Â Maybe she was in the clear. Â She slipped her hands into her pockets and added, âGoodness knows my relationship is nowhere near perfect. Â But I think we could still make it so. Â At the very least, we have a better chance than when we were first wed.â
"I know but- still I know this is kind of intrusive. Thanks for opening up to me." Skye said, genuinely. When she had considered herself a ânormalâ person, she wouldâve freaked out, and kept secrets, and just plain lie. And yes, maybe she was lying about her origins, but that was just to protect herself. "You never really know what youâre getting into with a couple."
"No, intrusive was breaking into my apartment when you could have knocked on the door." Â She chuckled. Â "That was asking a question. Â There is a difference." Â She glanced around at the area. Â "So is this shop you mentioned a long walk from here?"
I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
These are tears streaming down my face
I cried. I am still crying. I will forever be crying at this.
She nodded. Â âYes. Â As I said, it is complicated.â Â âComplicatedâ really was the best word to use for itâit was hard to adequately capture all the feelings associated with a husband who sheâd thought dead only for him to return slightly mad. Â And that was just the beginning of it. Â âI would prefer if we did not discuss this further.â
Skye lowered her gaze. âIâm sorry-I-I didnât mean to make you uncomfortable.â She said, walking along. âI really donât think thereâs a perfect couple or family. Never seen one.â She said now, shrugging. Growing up the system, they all seemed like âgood familiesâ. But having grown up without one, you noticed all the imperfections on them, all the lies, all the details that would eventually break the glass.
Sigyn shook her head. Â "It is fine. Â You could not have known." Â So she wouldn't mention that again? Â Maybe she was in the clear. Â She slipped her hands into her pockets and added, "Goodness knows my relationship is nowhere near perfect. Â But I think we could still make it so. Â At the very least, we have a better chance than when we were first wed."

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too cute
My Muse Forgot To Lock The Door And Yours Walks In On Mine In The Shower. How Does Yours React?
Calming CAT!
oh my god it is calming
i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.
Heâs back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Sigynâs face darkened when she heard the next question.  She knew this was coming, or she should have known.  She was tempted to lie, to say that there hadnât been anyone, but she didnât think she could make that convincing enough.  Instead, she tried to keep with her strategy of half-truth.  âI am⌠it is complicated.  Legally, I am married, but my husband and I are spending time apart.â  She could only hope that Skye would not pry any further.
"Oh- Iâm sorry." Skye immediately said- the sudden darkness in her tone was evident, and it was also visible in her face. "And well- I hope itâs not too much, but, do you plan on keep being legally married?" She said. I mean, when people take âtimeâ, it means somethingâs not well. She had seen it before in other foster homes. She had experienced it herself with Miles.Â
She nodded. Â "Yes. Â As I said, it is complicated." Â 'Complicated' really was the best word to use for it--it was hard to adequately capture all the feelings associated with a husband who she'd thought dead only for him to return slightly mad. Â And that was just the beginning of it. Â "I would prefer if we did not discuss this further."
Mun just saw the new X-Men
'Twas amazing. Â Better than I thought it would be, anyway.
And teen!Quicksilver is such a perfect little shit you have no idea.

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The twins were both on the ground. VĂĄli was on top of Narvi, who was trying to push him off. He kicked him, making VĂĄli lose his grip before knocking him off and getting back on his feet. Narvi ran, not wanting VĂĄli to get ahold of him again. âMama!â
Sigyn couldn't hold back a chuckle at her boys' actions. Â "Is something amiss, Narvi?" she asked, as if she hadn't just seen what was going on.
"Maybe your army comes and maybe itâs too much for us but itâs all on you. Because if we canât protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure weâll avenge it." - Tony Stark, The Avengers
And a *Bonus* (in keeping with Marvel tradition) -
Hope everyone enjoys these as much as I do - they took long enough to make. But theyâre finally finished - hey, letâs celebrate with some sleep! Good evening, all. :)