Shawn

so badly want a penpal again to write letters to.

Show idea: A trans guy lives with a cis guy he met on craigslist. Cis guy seems big and scary jock type when he's actually sweet. The trans guy looks like a cinnamon roll, but says/does the most out of pocket/intrusive thought things. Cis guy: *reading and drinking coffee* Trans guy: *from other room* Shit! Cis guy: *runs into the other room* What's wrong?! Trans guy: *covering his mouth a little* I licked the computer charger and got electrocuted

If you think you're an idiot, just remember when I was getting my GED I went outside in the middle of a hail storm to yell "come at me bro" while my best friend hid under my bed

Sirius: How's the sexiest person here doing? Remus: I don't know, how is he? Sirius: *flustered* I- James: *from across the room* I'm fine thanks!

James: Sirius is that a hickey??? Sirius: It's a mosquito bite Remus: *walks in* Peter: Hey mosquito

Tommy: *staring at a dead Wilbur* You know... He could be faking it Tubbo: Yeah what are you gonna do, poke him with a stick? Tommy: *reaches for stick* Tubbo: *makes him lower it* dude no

Fwip: Where's Joel? Sausage: Sleeping in I guess Fwip: Do gods sleep? Sausage: I know he takes a lot of long showers Fwip: Right! And sings too. Like crappy old folk songs. I had to tell him to cool it like three times Sausage: You told a god to cool it? Fwip: Yeah I sleep

Sausage: What's the word for when your hands are bisexual? Joel: Do you mean ambidextrous? Sausage: I'm in love with you

Scott: You know what they say? Jimmy: Obey the law and turn the other cheek? Scott: Be gay, do crime

Sausage: You were going to shoot me?! Lizzie: You're a zombie! Sausage: I'm a tax payer!

Jimmy: You owe me, like, a dollar! Joel: You'll have to kill me for it!

Shelby: *to Katherine* When are we going to get married? Katherine: I- Joey: *from a distance to Shelby* Fuck off! I found her first!

Scott: I am the Chromia Guardian, guardian of Chromia. Jimmy: The Warden quivers before him! Scott: *to the Warden* FUCK OFF!