करिश्मा [kariśmā]

oh your pillow isn’t comfortable? may I present to you, My Thighs™️

*eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

sometimes i wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river

concept: me, in a few years, having my shit together

*plays with your hair while you give me head*

if youre horny for any of the animal crossing animals i’ll kill you

imagine being told youre not allowed to feel attraction to a fucking video game character you like, who btw owns a house and pays a fucking mortgage

i’ll break your neck. ill grab you by the arms and swing you around so fast centrifugal force turns you into paste