𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓪

Oh shit, you said corey in the house was an ANIME? Fuck thats funny. Im going to kiss you on the lips for that one

Guys I’m going to make a hot take

The whole “I wish I could be with a woman, but instead I’m stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriend” sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the “progressive” queer version of the boomer “I hate my wife” jokes

if he’s stupid and gross you should leave him and if he isn’t you’re just being cruel for internet points and he should leave you

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

ya i can be your housewifey *burns the hellofresh meal i was making bc i was looking at my own ass for 5 minutes

I'm unbelievably bored w my own emotions.....like I've heard this one before. got anything new