Mike: hey will I just wanted to say that I know I'm your crush and I know you lied about the painting and I'm super straight but I made you this mixtape in case you want to listen to it even though we're all about to die but no homo!

Will: oh that's fine I'm a boykisser (I can't say the word gay) but I knew you didn't like me that way it's alright.

*Will turns into a rainbow and is never spoken of again*

*Mike says one more line about saving holly and DND before El gets fed up with his shit and fucking kills him off screen and for the rest of the episode he's replaced with a cardboard cutout*

Meanwhile.

Robin: *makes another dick joke* I love you Vickie I'm taking you to Enzo's I promise *fucking dies*

Vickie: noooo!!! Robin I loved you so mu- *murdered in the spot*

Meanwhile 2....

Murray: hey snookums you wanna kiss me before we both die?

Mr Clarke: what I am married straight man and I met you yesterday

*they both explode*

Meanwhile 3...

Steve: and when I'm back in chicago-

*cut to black*

The forty minute epilogue was a lie instead it plays Steve bloopers that cut off every time anyone else is shown on screen.

dan and phil dress each other

date night game

newlywed game

the "do dan and phil have the same braincell" game

writing phanfiction about themselves (a podcast episode perhaps?)

wolfstar wip🍂🍂🍂