Ilya’s an asshole? Ilya “stayed at a children’s hospital so much later than his teammates he had to get a cab home” Rozanov? Ilya “he’d probably buy them all Ferraris” Rozanov? Ilya “there will be a trust set up for my niece” Rozanov? Ilya “didn’t retaliate when his brother said horrible things to him including a gay slur but attacked him when he dared insult Svetlana” Rozanov? Ilya “played in the pool with his teammates kids” Rozanov? Ilya “delayed practice 15 minutes so the team could play with a puppy” Rozanov? Ilya “the only nhl member outside of Scott’s friends to support him at Scott hunter night after his very public coming out” Rozanov? Ilya “collecting queer hockey players so his camp can be super inclusive” Rozanov? Ilya “trying to create a safe space” Rozanov? Mmmm I don’t think so

Andy is older than the pyramids, that's so crazy. I can just see Nile getting excited, like "So how did they do it? What's the answer?" And Andy just shrugs like "How should I know? I'm not a builder. One day I went to Egypt and there they were!" "You didn't ask anybody?!" "I was in the middle of a war, Nile, I wasn't about to ask for construction tips."

Andy was around when Mammoths still walked the earth. Everyone, including Quynh, is always amazed by that, but for Andy, she just looks back on them the way we think about elephants and horses.