iamnomadic

My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.

You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.

You don’t know that

having girls' night with the fates and and we're lying on my bed kicking our legs in the air while deciding whether or not to cut your thread of fate, killing you instantly

I do like the new designs but also it's incredibly fucking funny that they're holding the Tumblr Logo Redesign Contest on instagram

Could have at least notified tumblr users

Zoos don't let the animals design the signs for their own enclosures

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard

@ new users remember to set your dash to chronological. I think old users will forget to tell you this because tumblr never randomly resets it like twitter does, so afaik literally everybody switched over to chrono as soon as they tried to introduce non-chrono, and then promptly forgot tumblr even has a non-chrono view. on tumblr we really dont do the “all mighty algorithm” thing.