Boner Brigade

it’s a cup cake

I mean I kind of feel a bit called out here… like not, specifically, or anything. it’s just that Heinz Doofenschmirtz is so relatable

*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

*swipes up quickly* whoopss they fucking

as much as this is a relatable gender experience i can’t help but read it like op has been polymorphed into a parakeet

does anyone have that interview with geoff talking about mcr and gerard tried to play him a song at a party and hes like ‘i just wanted to party’ or something i’m DESPERATE

gerard playing the guitar for Geoff: *desperate, gay*

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

let’s clean one up for the janitors

the decade is ending and I still can’t believe this is my most memorable digital footprint…. After yall sending Aslan porn and incest porn and centaur porn this still won’t die down please let this die with the decade I am BEGGING