i need a human scratching post

the block button really does speak to me like the cursed amulet sometimes. thousands have been slain for minor acts of treason. all for the glory of my kingdom of course

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

When he’s twice your size but behaves like your dog >>>>

staying naked after a shower is fine. i live alone and it's warm enough. my home is my castle. underwear on but no shirt is good also. minimal semblance of dressedness. shirt with no underwear however? unspeakable freak shit. i am a defenseless little slut and i need to be bred. that's what shirt with no underwear says

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

computah show me men stroking themselves or fucking a fleshlight with lots of wet sounds and moaning

horrible fucking partner just said apropos of nothing “and i’ll SUCK, and i’ll FUCK, and i’ll BLOW YOUR BACK OUT” like the big bad wolf.