Overly Sarcastic, Overly Dramatic

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

the way they have a whole separate language they use with each other. what the fuck. “walking deec” and dan is like OBVIOUSLY that means “walking dead and a decaf coffee” NO????? YOURE INSANE

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

The small bowl is for kids with peanut allergies, and I also have cans of soda for kids with other/really severe peanut allergies!

Happy to report that I have already impressed one mom of a kid who has a bajillion allergies by having candy he could eat. But I also have non caffeinated soda for kids who can't have any of the candy.

I wish we had someone like you in my neighborhood when I was a kid ;-;

[Image Description: An assortment of different types of candy sitting on a kitchen table. The candy not in boxes is dived into four separate bowls, all filled to the top except one. End Image Description.]

god i want to be this kind of adult, but not only that I wish there were more people out there with this kind of understanding

Been a minute since I caught up with dnp... what the hell happened to norman? Did he die? Was it due to the move? Did they sell him?

Dan ate him

omg I knew it