#normanthefish

hewwo dorian where do i fucking begin! my recollection of the show is 

dan called phil a hoe 4 seconds in

then someone sent in a hello message and dan said “imagine sending in a voice message... thats bold lmao” which proves dans got a good opinion and hates the voice messages feature <3

they said they had their blinds closed because theres new neighbours who could see in. then dan kept saying the word “slit” and i hate him :D

they talked about getting a dog again, their position hasnt changed

phil then just blurted out he smells like coconut. he is a coconut man if you will

on the topic of showers they said shower toy, then laughed and changed topics

finally game night started, they played whos more likely to

whos more likely to win drag race. they picked dan and then  phil said he would be a sexy lighthouse and dan said “idk if id rather picture you in the shower or as a sexy lighthouse 🤔” so -_- that was something i guess 

“whos more likely to cry during sex sad movies” i had a heart attack thinking someone asked about sex :D

phil said theyre playing to win points and get uber eats ... cause they hadnt had. dinner by 9pm???

more bants blah blah phil said cactus crew and dan called them pricks lmao

they talked about how phil cut dan out of his ig pfp and then phli said WE will have another photoshoot and dan said “we?” and phil put him back in his place as the photographer

more talking... then someone said whos more likely to dye their hair. dan sung 🎵why doesnt dan get married. cause hes scared of commitment🎵 and i stopped really taking anything in after that point

more bants but i dont remember most of it