clueless in college

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

tag yourself im the open toed-booties in the road slush 

I’m the fur coat. I’m also her center part.

this liteallylooks like two lesbians trying to set up their gay friends 

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months.  It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.

Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

so last night I had a dream that everyone in scooby doo went to college or something except for shaggy and scooby and shaggy was morosely trading in the mystery machine for a prius and the last thing I remember before waking up was scooby saying “raggy why” and shaggy goes “we need a car with better gas mileage scoob”

of all the useless information compiled on this website, this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

bye grandpa

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

I’m reinventing myself and I don’t miss anyone anymore

The idea that a mermaid would give up the entire whole oceans and eternal life for a human man is propaganda

Why did they even bother arrested a dude wearing those white uncle sandals tho