Aleks

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

The other day someone said they didn't know jabba the hut died in the 6th movie and I was like, forgetting the name of the thing he rode around on amd just said he died in a plane crash. Yeah jabba the hut died on 911 he was on one of the planes. Then we started talking like him of course saying shit like "me wanna bunga steel beams"

the bus map and the bus schedule are all lies created for the sole purpose of tricking and hurting innocent girls who think there will he any rhyme or reason to anythinf

This is how I assume Danny consumes movies

you guys aren't ready for this next one

1 like for a picture of my kittycat

All children in the world are born deserving a big oversized lollypop and a pinwheel hat

we should be able to eat dirt with how good it looks sometimes

You can crush up Oreos and then mix in your iron pills (also crushed) to get the feel for eating dry dirt. I know it has the same mouthfeel as dirt because I used to eat dirt as a child so yeah :)

I’m using this as my daily affirmation

Also is it really excess hair or is it just VISIBLE hair? Like hair on the human body is 1000% normal and needed. We wouldn’t have evolved without body hair (it at one time helped trap heat and allowed us to survive cold places, helping us spot parasites, etc) and peach fuzz is still there because of it. Which is STILL ALSO HAIR. Peach fuzz is hair. It’s all hair all the way down! Hair is good! It helps you regulate your temperature and overall it’s chill. Groom however you’d like, but please break down your biases about body hair.

🫡 we’ve lost another one to this thing called “marriage” Godspeed soldier